Happy Birthday to Me

Is it a coincidence that Saddam was found just in time for my 28th birthday? Thanks, W., that's the Best Present Ever! A far better present would be, say, world peace and a clear and focused plan for Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as a Democratic pres in '04, but in case no one's willing to honor requests, I'll take a Marc Jacobs purse. Thanks in advance!

In other news, my sister is home, here to provide us with non-stop amusement. Today's Hilarious Erica Quote: "I want to go back to the '80s. But at this age." What prompted this declaration of love for the Reagan Era? A Wham! song. "Everything She Wants" to be precise. Which, now that I think about it, is an unheralded masterpiece.