I Can Swallow Without Pain!
Cipro is magic. That is all.
No, wait:
» I had a dream last night that I went to cheerleading camp with Heather (one of my closest friends and carpooling mate, circa 1988) and I could do the splits. Uplifted by this sudden flexibility, I tried to do the splits when I woke up. Sadly, about five inches still hover between me and the floor.
» Ganesh brought me breakfast this morning, along with a special tiny banana that he said had Ayurvedic healing powers. It looked--and tasted--the same as every other tiny banana that I've eaten in India, but who was I to tell Ganesh this?
» Why are my beloved Death Cab playing in Lawrence the night I return to the States after my gazillion-hour journey? Why?
No, wait:
» I had a dream last night that I went to cheerleading camp with Heather (one of my closest friends and carpooling mate, circa 1988) and I could do the splits. Uplifted by this sudden flexibility, I tried to do the splits when I woke up. Sadly, about five inches still hover between me and the floor.
» Ganesh brought me breakfast this morning, along with a special tiny banana that he said had Ayurvedic healing powers. It looked--and tasted--the same as every other tiny banana that I've eaten in India, but who was I to tell Ganesh this?
» Why are my beloved Death Cab playing in Lawrence the night I return to the States after my gazillion-hour journey? Why?
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