Curb Your...

Last night I had a dream that Larry David was my personal trainer. And it wasn't one of those we-went-to-my-house-but-I-lived-inside-my-high-school switches either. He was Larry David, and he was my personal trainer. At one point, he was telling me about how he'd signed some endorsement deal with Adidas, and I was like, "But Larry, you only wear New Balance." His response? "Yeah, but for seven million dollars, I can wear Adidas."

Theories, anyone?