If You See the Driver of This Car, Please Kick His Ass
Okay, who the hell gets a vanity plate reading "GRENDEL"? Who? The guy who passed me at the on ramp to 35 this morning, that's who. That pissed me off, but then thinking about it, the "Ooh, look at me and my Middle English public wankfest" just chapped my hide a little bit more, to the point that I felt I really had to pass this guy.
Um, road rage much?
My plan failed, due to 35's construction spots (you'd think I would know where these spots are by now, but no) and the whole time, seething to myself about the outright dorkiness of this, I started thinking, you know, if you're going to get a vanity plate reading "GRENDEL," you're just asking to be fucked with. I'm sorry, you just are. However, when I get "BELLJAR," perhaps people will just leave me alone.
Um, road rage much?
My plan failed, due to 35's construction spots (you'd think I would know where these spots are by now, but no) and the whole time, seething to myself about the outright dorkiness of this, I started thinking, you know, if you're going to get a vanity plate reading "GRENDEL," you're just asking to be fucked with. I'm sorry, you just are. However, when I get "BELLJAR," perhaps people will just leave me alone.
posted by Rebecca at 9:40 AM
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